Kim Kardashian is a busy billionaire. Between having 300 million plus followers on Instagram to keep happy with smokin’ hot photo shoots (see August 22 for evidence), running multiple businesses, taking care of her four kids, and calling Kanye’s publicist to tell him to shut his client up, there’s barely enough time to figure out who might be up next on her dating list.
Don’t worry, KK; several online gambling sites, including Bovada and OddsChecker, are now offering odds on who her next main squeeze might be. You can literally place a bet on this and potentially get rich. Or go broke.
For some weird reason, the person in the top spot is a guy named Van Jones. A CNN contributor. Wow, probably the highlight of Van Jones’s life, being mentioned in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian and listed as having +800 odds to kiss Kim someday, but how do I break this to you, Van; she usually dates high-profile, interesting people. Enjoy the consolation prize.
Okay, how about some legit names of guys that have a shot? Ray J (the old beau who made the infamous sex tape with Kim) has +1,000 odds. Nick Cannon is right there with the same odds. Kim dated both before. I get the feeling she’s not anxious to bring back that band.
Other names on the list are Jamie Foxx, Harry Styles, and Cincinnati Bengals running back Chris Evans. There’s a better chance Kim donates her new G5 to Kars For Kids and becomes a frequent flier on Spirit Airlines than commence a new relationship with some of these names.
What about Kanye sliding himself back into her bed? Doubtful, his odds are +2,200. Kris Humphries was one of three people to marry Kim K, but his odds of doing it again are pretty long at +3,500.
Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp have a 1% chance.
I’ll bet on someone not in the top 20; Give me Elon Musk for $1,000.
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