Do you hate wearing clothes? Are you not disgusted by the sight of crowds of people around you, all naked? If so, here’s where you’ll find like-minded people to share crazy adventures with.
Have you heard of the 300 Club in Antarctica? It’s an Uber-exclusive club that is the capital of shrinkage and frostbite. To become a member, you must endure a 300-degree swing in temperature. Yeah, you read that correctly. Step one is to enter a 200-degree sauna, get out naked, and run the course around the Ceremonial South Pole when the outdoor temperature is minus 100 Fahrenheit.
Sounds fun.
Here’s another highlight in a story on escape.com — Running of the Nudes in Pamplona, Spain. Why get gored or trampled in jeans and a t-shirt when you can bleed profusely in nothing but your birthday suit?
This event is the more perverted cousin to the Running of the Bulls. Actually, there’s no risk of getting sharp horns buried into your spleen; this is just a nice casual walk around the city to bring awareness to animal cruelty.
Here’s one that registers high on the creep factor; the “Hadaka Matsuri” Naked Man Festival in Japan. It features nearly 10,000 men, practically nude, fishing for a few sacred sticks that have been blessed and are supposed to bring good fortune all year. No question that the 9,990 streakers who don’t find that stick will have a lousy start to their year.
For some reason, you had to expect Australia to check in with something bizarre; and they did.
The Pilwarren Maslin Beach Nude Games features three-legged races, naked sack races, and naked frisbee competitions. By the awards ceremony, there are a lot of burned butt cheeks.
You can get naked (almost) right here in America, too, if you don’t want to fly to remote parts of the world. “Cupid’s Indie Run” is“America’s largest pants-less party.” Held in Chicago, hundreds of Chicagoans jog through the city in their skivvies to raise money for neurofibromatosis.
There you go. Strip down and have some fun/misery.
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