Joe Biden is really loyal to his dog. So much so that the White House had no problem lying about the severity of the attacks on Secret Service agents courtesy of Biden’s human flesh piercing canine named Major.
That’s according to a story in TMZ, which describes the anger of Secret Service agents who have been victims of Major’s assaults.
In March of last year, Press Secretary Jenn Psaki addressed the White House media and described a “minor” biting incident involving the crazed canine. She specifically described it by saying the dog “was surprised by an unfamiliar person and reacted in a way that resulted in a minor injury to the individual.”
The unfamiliar person was actually a Secret Service agent, on the job, working to protect Biden. Some documents have been produced through a Freedom of Information request that says the attack victim was really ticked off over the lies. How could he not be? Here’s what the report quoted the agent as saying.
“NO, I didn’t surprise the dog doing my job by being at [redacted] as the Press Secretary just said. Now I’m pissed.”
The documents uncovered also included this quote from an agent that saw the vicious attack in the resident’s quarters. “Without warning or provocation, Major barked loudly at [the agent] … and charged.”
Incredibly, that same agent was bitten another time later. And good old Major was really on a hot streak before they shipped him out, unfathomably being responsible for biting attacks on humans eight days in a row.
Did Biden apologize? No word on that. Did Major get disciplined? Not sure. Do you know who did get in trouble? The agent who was bitten twice. A superior reprimanded him for the language he used in writing the incident report.
“Please submit with the language that has been approved by [the legal office]. Unless you dispute anything in the verbiage that was presented to you, there shouldn’t be a need to embellish with additional details that aren’t required for approval.”
Easy for the agent’s boss to write that since he wasn’t in charge of having to be around Cujo day and night.
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