Guys, if PETA has its way, you will soon have a difficult choice you will have to make.
Would you rather have a cheeseburger, ribeye steak, chicken marsala, lamb chops, bacon, club sandwich, or sex with your wife, girlfriend, or significant other?
PETA is good at making headlines, and they’ve done it again with a call for women to pose a sex strike against men who eat meat.
This comes from the PETA branch in Germany, and according to their research, men cause 41% more pollution than women because men eat more meat.
Daniel Cox takes it a step further. The militaristic leader of PETA Germany blames the pollution increase on one thing that is the trendy go-to number one choice in the world problem blame game; toxic masculinity.
“Men need to wake up and smell the tofu. We all know them, the suburban fathers with beer bottles and barbecue tongs sizzling 70-cent sausages on their 700-euro grill. The courgette added by the visitor is eyed with suspicion and only reluctantly tolerated.”
Cox wasn’t done. He thinks meat-eating men should not only be banned from having sex but also pay a hefty additional tax for eating meat.
“The fact that Germany’s ‘grill masters’ believe they have to prove their masculinity to themselves and their fellow species through their consumption of meat is not only to the detriment of the animals, however.
“Now there is scientific proof that toxic masculinity also harms the climate. Therefore, a hefty meat tax of 41 percent for men would be appropriate. A ban on sex or procreation for all meat-eating men would also be purposeful in this context.”
There you go. The line in the stand has been drawn. Will men soon be forced to decide between a meat-lover’s pizza at Dominoes or a romantic evening with their honey?
Daniel Cox and PETA certainly hope so.
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