What did you think of Rihanna’s halftime performance at the Super Bowl? It probably won’t go down as one of the best, certainly nowhere near the top 10 of all time, but for 12 minutes, it kept most of America entertained — except for the 102 people that were so offended they saw no alternative but to call the FCC and complain. 

The most shocking thing to me was learning that she was pregnant — but others were not loving her sexy moves as she rocked some of her hits like “B**** Better Have My Money, “We Found Love,” “Work,” and “Diamond.”

TMZ was the first to report about the complaints. It’s estimated that 112 million people watch the 35-year-old superstar’s performance. Dozens ran to their phones to fire off complaints. Here’s what some of them sounded like. 

A viewer in Utah said, “This year, the halftime show was so indecent I had to turn off the TV because of the pornographic content.”

An equally outraged person in California huffed,  “I don’t care what someone worships but children shouldn’t be exposed to pornography and as an adult, I don’t wish to see it … Where has decency gone? How about respect for others and self?”

One of the most common complaints was the “overtly sexual dancing” that was going on with the red-clad Rhianna and her army of backup dancers dressed as marshmallows. 

And if Rhianna thought she would get away with a couple of her subtle movements, she was busted by multiple people who called the FCC about it. 

“So is it me or did Rihanna just grab her junk and then smell it and taste it? Way to stay classy!” Is how one viewer put it. 

Another said, “Did Rihanna just scratch her crotch then smell her fingers?”

For anyone that says an uptight offended person can’t be mildly entertaining, listen to the complaint. 

“Apparently, I’m the only person in Twitter who thinks Rihanna’s halftime show was terrible. Why is she touching her crotch in a show kids are watching? And why are her backup dancers dressed like hazmat COVID freaks that do those gross brain swab tests?”

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